Help me

Why does my computer work just fine 99% of the time, yet I can make it freeze almost on command by loading something made from Flash, or by using Photoshop? CLJO's link to the fish joint did it again just now. I thought it was my 5 year old video card, but a far too expensive new one later, and it's exactly the same.

I'm half tempted to just buy a $400 Dell and waste my money on wine, women and song. But I suspect my Cool Dell Priviledges don't make a damn bit of difference when working on my own equipment, and I don't think I can deal with Tier 1:

Is the computer on?

Try disconnecting it from the power strip.

Have you cleaned your mouse?

OK, we'll send out a technician to erase all your data.

Off to Dominick's to buy an ass-load of meat. I've got quit-smoking weight to take off before bikini season!