Wednesday, April 21, 2004

On fire today?

Fuck you, Blender magazine.
Blender describes 1985's "We Built This City" as "the truly horrible sound of a band taking the corporate dollar while sneering at those who take the corporate dollar."

Oh, I'm so cool for hating corporations. Look at me! I'm so much smarter than you because I lifted an opinion from patchouli-stinking, hemp-wearing neo-hippies! (Who buy their stuff at the mall.)

Newsflash, doofus, Blender is brought to by the same "corporate whores" as Maxim magazine.

Why do all those so-called bad songs also happen to be songs that were popular? It wouldn't be to give handjobs to their (and cultivate more) tragically hip readers, would it?


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