Food!

I've been digging the shit out of the tofu lately. I'm trying to knock off a few more pounds, as well as trying to be a bit more healthful in my eating. I've decided that I must embrace eating like a responsible adult before it is forced upon me by some hack doctor. Anyway, the tricks are two fold:

Pretend it's noodles. Don't listen to them and try to pretend it's meat. You'll never be happy. Buy the super-firm stuff.

Do not smell, taste or even really look at the stuff until you're fried it up a bit. Perhaps in some butter?

Once you've done those things, they make a great sauce media. I've been enjoying the Kraft Alfredo sauce, and also the Double Cheddar (which I would drink as a beverage were it socially acceptable) which makes a fine mac-n-cheese clone. And a whole tub (which could be, depending on the level of self control, 1, 2 or 3 meals) only contains 5 grams of carbohydrates, if that's what gets you off.

ITEM!! Nacny Travis has always been a sexy lady to me. Especially as the sister in Quackman.