Randomly

Randy Hundley's Chicago Cubs Fantasy Baseball Death Camp

You know those index cards with the balloons, or a colored ribbon, that you pay $1 for and then write your name on and then paste up on the wall of various retail outlets? I was at the hot dog place, and these two names were next to each other: "Beaner" and "Swafford". I found that hilarious, and I now add that to my fake historical resume':

1965-1974, Member, Beaner and Swafford- American Folk Duo