Tuesday, May 16, 2006

ABC Fall Schedule Madness!

Always beloved, at least by me, musings on ABC's fall lineup's new shows:

MONDAY: 10:00 p.m. "What About Brian" Fictionalized comedy about the backstage shenanigans on the "Family Affair" set.
John Rhys-Davies as Sebastian Cabot and Paris Hilton as Mrs. Beasley.

8:00 p.m. "Dancing with the Stars" (new night)/"Set for the Rest of Your Life" (new alternative series) In "Set", Ashton Kucher coaxes people to step into wet concrete.
9:00 p.m. "Let's Rob..." (new comedy series) A new dance craze, "The Rob", overcomes a small town in Ohio. Dan Lauria as the choreographer.
9:30 p.m. "Help Me Help You" (new comedy series) Dennis Franz as a smack-talking angel in Rotterdam.

10:00 p.m. "The Nine" (new drama series) Semi-improvised mockumentary series about German engineers in Japan working to create Mazda's new luxury sedan, the Mazda Nine.

8:00 p.m. "Big Day" (new comedy series) College dropout Rudy (played by Wilmer Valderama) tries his hand at a new job every episode.
8:30 p.m. "Notes from the Underbelly" (new comedy series) Fat actress Kirstie Alley plays a washed up clothing designer starting a new life as a maternity wear designer.
10:00 p.m. "Six Degrees" (new drama series) John Larroquette reprises his Capt. Stillman role as night lookout at the weather station at the North pole and hilarity ensues.

8:00 p.m. "Betty the Ugly" (new comedy series) A Friday laff-riot about an extremely attractive girl with an extremely ugly personality.
9:00 p.m. "Men in Trees" (new drama series) Reality series about tree trimmers in Maine.

10:00 p.m. "Brothers & Sisters" (new drama series) Comedy about a vow-of-silence monastery across the river from a Baptist choir summer camp.


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