Dispatches from the land of creepy!

Number one: The hair! The hair! It's alive! Yes folks, that IS a right angle between the hairline and the forehead.

Number two: God? Read some of the testimony. Yucky!

Number three: OK, this is a bit of a stretch given it's relationship to #2, but it also stands on it's own. And fills out the rule of three nicely. I recommend the "Are You a Good Person" test. (under tools | are you a good person) I especially like #2.