Groan

OK, so about once a week I get an unsolicited offline message on my Yahoo Messenger. (Which I have installed out of habit only, I never use it and it's always offline.) Usually it's the standard "I'm a lonely hot girl who wants to test my webcam. Click this link!" sort of message. Today, I got this one.

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