Friday, May 04, 2007

Pure comedy

Paris Hilton going to jail. As I've said before, I have a bit of a soft spot for her. First, because I was amazed at her politeness on that show. Secondly, she has made the absolute best out of the genes she was served up. Seriously, if she were anything but a Hilton, a LaQuinta or a Motelsix perhaps, she'd be called "equine". I want to see her come out of The Joint ripped with muscles and sporting a crew cut. Sort of an anti Britney.

File under "When Strippers Get Knocked Up". Was at the cable office today and there was a woman paying her $160 cable bill. Dressed in expensive looking clothing, ass crack hanging out, whale tail showing, drunk/high/stoned, belt undone and beergut and/or babybump hanging out. You know what's hot? Tanning bed stretch marks.


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