The Spam King

Arrested! Good.

Topical!

I heard some of this on the radio, and felt it was blog worthy.

The upcoming movie "Talk To Me" is about Washington DC's own Ralph "Petey" Greene. I don't know his story, but he appears to have been one of the originals. Original what, I'm not sure, but definitely original.

Bless you, youtube, for providing history:

(contains words we don't hear on tv any more)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w

1) Wow. Hard core.
2) I'll pay full-price admission to the movie if Don Cheadle does this scene.
3) Twang it.

Sexy Panda

Australia!

Jesus?

Times like this I hope there IS a god, because I really hope Jerry is getting his "reward" right about now.

Attention Musical Directors for Various Television and Big Screen Productions:

The song Hallelujah has been WAY overused. Please stop it. Hint: when the song has an encyclopedia page detailing all the different places the song is used, you might want to look at what you're trying to accomplish. The only songs more overused are Green Day's Good Riddance when someone dies and The Brandenburg Concerto #3 at the beginning of college farces.

Wild

Law and Order Criminal Intent is doing their take of the Anna Nicole Smith case. With Dr. Tobias Funke as the Howard Stern character.

File under: Here's What They Should Do

I'm watching the Cubs game, and looking at the various monstrosities they've turned the various roofdecks into. I say whoever buys the team and Wrigley Field should also buy all of the properties lining the outfields, and install proper, sanctioned Cubs seating. Wrigley Field has the bleachers, and it could also have these seats for sale.

For the uninitiated, the ballpark can't be expanded because there are streets in the way, and the roofdecks used to be a quaint neighborhood thing. Dudes with no shirts on grilling burgers on the Weber. Now the buildings are merely shells for the bleachers installed on the roofs, and the property owners sell tickets. Well, let's do it up right. C'mon Sam Zell, give Chicago what it wants.

Pure comedy

Paris Hilton going to jail. As I've said before, I have a bit of a soft spot for her. First, because I was amazed at her politeness on that show. Secondly, she has made the absolute best out of the genes she was served up. Seriously, if she were anything but a Hilton, a LaQuinta or a Motelsix perhaps, she'd be called "equine". I want to see her come out of The Joint ripped with muscles and sporting a crew cut. Sort of an anti Britney.

File under "When Strippers Get Knocked Up". Was at the cable office today and there was a woman paying her $160 cable bill. Dressed in expensive looking clothing, ass crack hanging out, whale tail showing, drunk/high/stoned, belt undone and beergut and/or babybump hanging out. You know what's hot? Tanning bed stretch marks.